well i finally passed my pt. test last week. i did the walk. it hurt like a bitch.

now they can't chapter me. plus i have less than a year left.

i just had my birthday. and i can't help but feel like i've been frozen for 3 years as the world has passed me by and i'm running to catch up.

life doesn't stand still. for anyone. i'm aware of that. but can't it slow down a little, so the rest of us can catch our breath?

the days are slow and fast at the same time. the end seems like a snail's pace, but at the same time it feels like i just got here, with 2 years left. i won't ask where the time went. i know better. all i can ask is will there be enough time to find my path before i'm thrust back into the normal world?

ETS: 310 DAYS
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clubs

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Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
Ron Witwicky: We're all going together!
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Mikaela Banes: [says to Sam] I'm not going to go without you!
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Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
Sam Witwicky: Hey! I'm not taking you with me!
[Bumblebee is downcast]
Mikaela Banes: I'm gonna wait outside...
[goes outside and starts to strip]
Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...
[gives Bumblebee a hug]
Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life! I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.
[Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]
Sam Witwicky: Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...
[Bee angrily gesticulates to Sam to go away]
Sam Witwicky: You'll always be my first car man. I love you.
[leaves the garage]
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Jetfire: What'd you want?
Sam Witwicky: Calm down! We just want to talk!
Jetfire: I don't have time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a merciless doom-bringer!
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[Sam shows Mikaela Bumblebee testing his vocal processors]
Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?
Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.
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Optimus Prime: We've kept much from you, Sam...
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Optimus Prime: Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
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Sam Witwicky: I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!
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Sam Witwicky: Hey, beautiful! I made you a long-distance relationship kit... I got you a webcam so we can communicate 24/7!
Mikaela Banes: Sounds cute. I can't wait...
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[arriving at Sam's college]
Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, it's the smell of $40,000 a year...
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Sam Witwicky: This isn't my war.
Optimus Prime: Not yet. But I fear it soon will be.
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[Mikaela dresses up in a fancy dress to surprise Sam]
Sam Witwicky: Wow!
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Sam Witwicky: Can you read this?
Skids: Read? Unh uh.
Mudflap: We don't - we don't really do much reading.
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Major Lennox: We got a whole bunch of fight coming our way!
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Major Lennox: Look who showed up... Director Galloway, what an unexpected surprise...
Galloway: Save it! Shanghai's a mess!
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[Sam and Mikaela discover Simmons working in a diner]
Sam Witwicky: You gotta be kidding me...
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Galloway: [to Optimus Prime] They are hunting you!
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Galloway: What we need is to come up with a suitable diplomatic solution...
Major Lennox: What, like giving up the kid? There's NO negotiating with them!
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Major Lennox: Stick with me, all right?
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[the Twins are presented with new alternate modes]
Skids: Oh, yeah! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Green is mine! I got green!
[does a dance, but Skids tackles and flips him]
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: Ow, that hurt, man!
Mudflap: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass kickin'!
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[after Bumblebee blasts the house to destroy the kitchen bots]
Judy Witwicky: Sam, Sam, listen to me... I cannot have a psychotic alien in my garage!
Ron Witwicky: Judy, Judy, remember: national security. If we keep quiet, the government will pay for our house!
Judy Witwicky: Yeah, well if they rebuild it, I want a swimming pool! And a Jacuzzi!
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[Sam, Mikaela and Leo are on the run from Decepticons]
Leo: Okay, so what ELSE don't I know? And please don't leave out the minor details, okay?
Sam Witwicky: [to Leo] That thing that you saw back there, that was a... WHHOOOAAAA!
[Grindor comes for them]
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[the Witwicky home is under siege]
Ron Witwicky: What is that?
Sam Witwicky: It's the whole kitchen!
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[Grindor carries a car with Leo, Sam and Mikaela in it towards an abandoned factory, and drops it... ]
Leo: We're gonna die!
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[from trailer]
Agent Simmons: The Transformers were on Earth... a long time ago.
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Jetfire: I've got issues of my own, it all started with my mother... my ancestors have been here for generations! My father, why, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! Do you know what he transformed into?
Agent Simmons: No. What?
Jetfire: Nothing! But he did so with honor. Dignity, dammit!
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Optimus Prime: You picked the wrong planet! Give me your FACE!
[tears off the Fallen's face and sticks him with his staff]
Optimus Prime: I rise... you fall!
Megatron: NOOO!
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Sam Witwicky: [after Bumblebee sprays Alice with fluid] I got wetnaps. Wetnaps, for your face.
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Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [after seeing the onslaught of decepticons] We're about to get our asses Whooped!
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[spying on Mikaela]
Wheelie: You're hot, but you ain't too bright!
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[Leo observes Frenzy's head in a jar]
Agent Simmons: Don't touch that! It's still be radioactive!
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Megatron: There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet! The boy can lead us to it!
[Megatron sends Prime sprawling with a kick]
Sam Witwicky: OPTIMUS!
[Megatron blasts Optimus]
Megatron: Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Sam Witwicky: Get up... GET UP!
Optimus Prime: You'll never stop at one. I'll take you all on!
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Soundwave: Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.
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[to Mikaela]
Sam Witwicky: I love you.
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Sam Witwicky: Bee, if you hate me I understand. I messed up. I'm sorry.
Bumblebee: You are the person I care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need I won't be far away
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[last lines]
Optimus Prime: Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on.
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Mikaela Banes: Kiss this, bitch!
[runs Alice over]
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Sam Witwicky: You're Optimus Prime, you don't need me.
[Sam leaves]
Optimus Prime: [quietly] We need you, more than you know...
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Mikaela Banes: It took all this to say you love me.
Sam Witwicky: You said it first.
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The Fallen: Die like your brothers!
Optimus Prime: They were your brothers too!
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Starscream: Not to call you a coward, master... But, sometimes cowards do survive.
Megatron: This isn't over.
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Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together...
Galloway: Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me...
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Agent Simmons: [positioned under Devastator on the pyramid to give a position for the rail gun, two wrecking balls are hanging from Devastator's crotch area] I am directly below enemy scrotum.
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Judy Witwicky: Oh professor! I'll do ANYTHING for an A!
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Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [Lennox has just gotten rid of Galloway by having him parachute off the plane] Did you say goodbye to him?
Major Lennox: Never got the chance.
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Leo: I'm the key to this. The aliens, they want me cause of my site!
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The Fallen: My brothers could not stop me from this... Yes, now I claim your sun!
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Ironhide: [to a captured Demolishor] Punk-ass Decepticon!
Optimus Prime: Any last words?
Demolishor: This planet is not yours to rule... the Fallen shall rise again!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [puzzled] That did not sound good.
Optimus Prime: Not today.
[blasts Demolisher in the head]
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Megatron: [entering the Nemesis starship] Starscream, I'm home!
Starscream: [grovelling] Lord Megatron! I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection...
Megatron: [squeezing Starscream] You left me to die on that pathetic, insect planet!
Starscream: Only to help spawn our new army! The Fallen decrees it! After all, in your absence, someone had to take command...
[Megatron slams Starscream against the wall containing protoform sacks]
Megatron: So disappointing...
Starscream: [gasping for air] Hatchlings... careful... fragile...
Megatron: Even in death, there is no command but MINE!
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Megatron: My master, I have failed you on Earth. The Allspark is destroyed, and without it, our race will perish.
The Fallen: Oh, you have much to learn, my disciple. The cube was merely a vessel. It's power, it's knowledge can never be destroyed. It can only transform.
Megatron: How is that possible?
The Fallen: It has been absorbed by the human child. The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.
Megatron: Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body!
The Fallen: And you will, my apprentice. In time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed by the Primes I once called my brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me, and now... only one remains.
Megatron: Optimus... he protects the boy.
The Fallen: Then the boy will lead us to him, and revenge will be ours.
Megatron: Yeesss...
Starscream: The boy will not escape us! We have him in our sights!
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[a SR-71 Blackbird jet transforms... ]
Jetfire: Fleshlings, approach or suffer my wrath!
Sam Witwicky: It's a Decepticon! RUN! Mikaela, c'mon!
Mikaela Banes: No, wait...
[Jetfire suddenly stumbles and leans on a cane]
Jetfire: Ohhh... my achin' servo-joints!
Mikaela Banes: ...I think this one's past his... uh... prime.
Agent Simmons: Careful...
Sam Witwicky: Relax, Agent Simmons. I don't think he's gonna harm us. Uh... you got a name?
Jetfire: Name? NAME? 'Course I got a name! It's... um... Jetfire. That's it, Jetfire!
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Mikaela Banes: You... don't remember where you are?
Jetfire: Reach a certain mileage, little lady, the hardware gets a little looser, know what I mean?
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Jetfire: Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winnin'?
Sam Witwicky: The Decepticons.
[Jetfire grimaces and spits]
Jetfire: Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
Sam Witwicky: What do you mean, you changed sides?
Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?
Jetfire: If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!
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[last words]
Jetfire: In all my life, I've never done a thing worthy 'til now... Optimus, take my parts, and discover a power greater than you'll ever know! Fulfill your destiny...!
[rips out his spark]
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[an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road]
Mudflap: Ding-a-ling, come out and get your ice cream...
Skids: Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!
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[drawing away the Decepticons]
Agent Simmons: One man, alone, abandoned by the country he loves...
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[after slicing Sideways in half]
Sideswipe: Damn, I'm good.
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Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16 pilots have a good aim.
Major Lennox: Oh yeah? Why's that?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Because I told them to roll in on the orange smoke.
[looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right]
Major Lennox: THAT orange smoke?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
[makes a break for it as the rain comes]
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Doctor: [examining Megatron's body] Need parts. Kill ze little one!
[the Constructicons disembowel one of their members]
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Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [about Galloway] I really don't like that guy. He is an asshole!
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Leo: I think I'm having a nervous breakdown...
Mudflap: That's because you're a pussy!
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Agent Simmons: [handing out a jar] Here, take one of these pills and slip it under your tongue. It's the high concentrate Polymer they put in Oreo cookies. It flukes the polygraph every time.
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Jetfire: What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky: Earth.
Jetfire: "Earth?" Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt". Planet Dirt.
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Sam Witwicky: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
[Jetfire thrusts himself right in their faces, making them fall over]
Jetfire: I told you, my name was Jetfire! So stop judging me!
Wheelie: Whoa, this guy is sure cranky!
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[after seeing Optimus Prime transform]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: You gotta wonder: if God made us in His image, who made him?
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Major Lennox: Bring in Sideswipe.
Sideswipe: Clear a path!
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Optimus Prime: [trying to stop Demolisher] Pull over!
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Major Lennox: Arcee, you ready?
Arcee: We're locked and loaded.
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Ron Witwicky: Upstairs, young lady! Upstairs NOW!
[to his son's horror, Ron slaps his wife's derriere]
Judy Witwicky: Don't call me young lady... you dirty old man!
[goes upstairs giggling]
Sam Witwicky: I can see what you're doing! This is not a rap video!
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Megatron: Come here, boy. You remember me, don't you?
Sam Witwicky: Just let them go, okay? It's me you want, I'm the one who killed you, so just...
Megatron: Shut up!
[flicks Sam through a wall and onto a table]
Megatron: [pinning Sam down] I'm going to kill you, boy, slowly, painfully. But first, we have some delicate work to do. Doctor, examine...
[the Doctor appears]
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Optimus Prime: Sam? Where are you?
[Megatron runs Optimus Prime through with his blade and blasts him through the wound]
Megatron: You are so WEAK!
[a shocked Sam watches Optimus collapse]
Optimus Prime: Sam... run!
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Ratchet: Ironhide, we should leave this planet...
Ironhide: That's not what Optimus would want.
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Agent Simmons: What you are about to see is top secret. Do NOT tell my mother!
[Simmons reveals a secret bunker in a meat locker]
Agent Simmons: Moral: every time you eat a beef or hog, there's a story behind it!
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[Mikaela reveals a captured Wheelie]
Agent Simmons: I spent my whole life looking for NBEs, and you've got one on your leash like a Chihuahua...
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[Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet]
Wheelie: Oh, yeah... this guy's a legend! He's like the Chairman of the Board!
[Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol... ]
Mikaela Banes: Oh, shoot! It's a DECEPTICON!
Agent Simmons: Decepticon... outta the way!
[Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms]
Jetfire: What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?
[the Decepticon spots the humans, and stands upright]
Jetfire: Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire!
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[in the middle of the Egyptian desert]
Leo: [looking around] Hey, we're in Vegas!
Agent Simmons: That really, really hurt. You're just lucky I didn't get hurt...
Jetfire: Oh, shut up! I told you I was opening a space bridge! It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt!
Sam Witwicky: [his hand injured and bandaged] To Egypt? What'd you tell us? You didn't tell us anything! You didn't tell us a thing! Why're we in Egypt?
Jetfire: Don't get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!
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Mikaela Banes: So how do we stop him?
Jetfire: Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen...
Sam Witwicky: Optimus Prime?
[Jetfire leans forward to look at Sam]
Jetfire: So you've met a Prime? He must have been a great descendant. Is he alive, here on this planet?
Sam Witwicky: He sacrificed himself to protect me.
Jetfire: So he's dead. Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could have stopped the Fallen.
Sam Witwicky: So, the same energy that's going to be used to reactivate the machine... could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus and bring him back to life?
Jetfire: It was never designed for that purpose. But it is an energy like no other!
Sam Witwicky: So, then, how do you get us to the Matrix, before the Decepticons get to me?
Jetfire: Follow your mind, your map! Your symbols, the symbols you carved into the ground, it's your clue! "When dawn lights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings shall reveal the doorway!" Find the doorway! Go! Go now! That was my mission! It's your mission now! Go, go before the Decepticons find me, and find you!
[Sam, Mikaela, Leo, Simmons, Bumblebee and the Twins leave]
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Mikaela Banes: Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me.
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[Optimus is resurrected with the Matrix]
Optimus Prime: [to Sam] You came back for me...
Jetfire: Optimus, a Prime! Yes!
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[first lines]
Optimus Prime: Earth: birthplace of the human race. A species much like our own; capable of great compassion and great violence. For in our quest to protect the humans, a deeper revelation dawns: Our worlds have met before...
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[Mikaela throws her suitcase at Alice, and collects it back]
Wheelie: [inside the case] Let me out! Let me outta here!
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[after the forest fight]
Megatron: That went well...
Starscream: But we lost the boy, Lord Megatron. The Autobots must be shielding him...
Megatron: I can't even rely on you to find a single human insect!
[Megatron thwacks Starscream with his own arm and kicks him]
Starscream: But with over seven billion humans...!
Megatron: [steps on Starscream] Shut up!
Starscream: He could be anywhere!
Megatron: Then we shall force them to reveal him to us! It's time we revealed our presence to the world. No more disguises. NO MERCY! The time has come for my master to return...
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Leo: [about Simmons] You know him?
Sam Witwicky: We're old friends...
Agent Simmons: Oh, sure we are! You're the guy that terminated Sector 7 and sent me to work HERE! NBE-1's still kicking, right? And you're all over the news!
Sam Witwicky: Hey! I have been seeing symbols all over the place! I had a squidbot inserted into my cranium! And now I have got the whole world after me because of something in my mind!
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[hobbling around]
Jetfire: Itchy wretched rust in my aft!
[scratches himself]
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Jetfire: Somewhere, buried deep in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine. It harvests Energon, by destroying suns.
Sam Witwicky: Destroy SUNS?
Leo: You mean blow them up?
Jetfire: Yes! There were seven Primes, empowered to lead us, and they set out into the universe seeking distant suns to harvest. The Primes did have but one rule: never destroy a planet with life. Until one of them tried to defy this rule, and his name, forevermore, was the Fallen.
[projects a hologram and narrates the events seen within]
Jetfire: He despised the human race and he wanted to kill you all, by turning on that machine. The only way to activate it is with a legendary key, called the Matrix of Leadership. A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, and they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. In an ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away in a tomb made of their very own bodies. A tomb we cannot find.
[shuts off the hologram]
Jetfire: Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. The Fallen knows where it is, and if he finds the Tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more.
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[facing Devastator]
Skids: Let's beat this guy down!
Mudflap: Nobody messes with the Twins!
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Agent Simmons: Okay, so a giant robot's out to break apart a pyramid, that'll release a machine that'll eat suns! If that happens, goodbye sun, goodbye earth, goodbye everything!... not on my watch. Not on my watch!
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Wheelie: I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides to the warrior goddess.
[climbs on Mikaela's foot]
Wheelie: Who's your little Autobot? my names Wheelie! Say my name, say my name...
Sam Witwicky: What are you allowing to happen to your foot right now?
Mikaela Banes: At least he's faithful Sam.
Sam Witwicky: Well he's faithful, he's nude and he's perverted.
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[Skids and Mudflap try to chase Sideways as an ice cream, but crash into a wall]
Skids: I messed that up... I'm okay...
Mudflap: This is combat, man! What's wrong with you?
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Galloway: Now, under the Classified Alien-Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us but not your advancements in weaponry.
Optimus Prime: We've witnessed your human capacity for war. You would absolutely bring more harm than good.
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[on the radio with a difficult captain]
Agent Simmons: We have got the mother of ALL NBEs on us...!
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[prophesising]
Sam Witwicky: "When dawn lights the Dagger's Tip, the Kings shall lead the way."
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[At dawn, Sam Witwicky looks up in the sky and makes a discovery]
Sam Witwicky: [calling his friends] Okay, look up there!
[points at a cluster of stars]
Sam Witwicky: See that? That's Orion's Belt! However, it's also known as the "Three Kings" because the Three Wise Men followed it when going East. We gotta follow those stars immediately!
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[arriving at the Pyramids]
Starscream: Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the soldiers brought the body of Prime.
Megatron: The boy must have the Matrix... we cannot let him reach Optimus! Decepticons! Begin our assault!
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[Sam and Mikaela run through pillars]
Starscream: Spring the trap, Rampage.
[Rampage unloads Ron and Judy]
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[Devastator is destroyed]
Agent Simmons: Yeesss!
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Ratchet: Jolt, electrify!
[Jolt charges and fuses Jetfire's parts with Optimus]
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[Leo dials on a cellphone]
Sam Witwicky: What're you doing?
Leo: Making a call so I can get outta here!
[Sam snatches the phone]
Sam Witwicky: Dude, the government can track us with these!
[breaks the phone]
Leo: They can track us?
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[Mikaela catches Sam with Alice]
Alice: Is that your girlfriend?
Mikaela Banes: EX!
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[Sam invites Alice into his Camaro for a ride]
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Your cheatin' heart..."
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[walking around with a crouch]
Skids: You gotta blend in, like a ninja!
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[going into battle]
Skids: Are you scared?
Mudflap: I'm scared only of your ugly face!
Skids: I'm your twin, you stupid genius...!
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Sam Witwicky: Say that word again, say that word again...
Mikaela Banes: Cammmshafts!
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Mikaela Banes: Hey, Bones, you hungry?
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Agent Simmons: One man...
Leo: Awww...
Agent Simmons: ...alone...
Leo: Come on...
Agent Simmons: ...abandoned by the country he loves...
Leo: Okay, would you stop? You're not alone, all right? You got me!
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[during the assault by the Decepticons]
Leo: [breaking down] Make it stop, make it stop... let me out of here!
Agent Simmons: Shut up!
[tasers Leo]
Agent Simmons: I can't take that kid!
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[Lennox and Sam are under attack by Mixmaster]
Jetfire: [flying] INCOMING!
[transforms]
Jetfire: Stick the landing... Arrgghhh!
[crash-lands, and attacks Mixmaster]
Jetfire: Behold the glory of Jetfire!
[slices Mixmaster in half]
Jetfire: Let me show you how we brought the pain in MY day!
[stomps on Mixmaster and breaks off his head]
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Skids, Mudflap: Yo, Leo!
Leo: These guys are gonna give me a heart attack!
Mudflap: You know what? I think he's scared!
Skids: Hey, Mudlap, what'd you want us to do with this here cargo?
Mudflap: I say we bust a cap in his butt, and then we lock him in the trunk, though we gotta discuss later whose trunk, yours or mine...
Leo: Hey, would you stop? I'm right here, and I can hear you! No one's busting caps in my butt! I've had a hell of a day!
Skids: Ah, go whine to your boyfriend!
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Galloway: An intergalactic blood feud has been brought to our world, and I will do whatever it takes to get it off our planet!
[rips off Lennox's badges]
Galloway: [sneer] You won't be needing these anymore!
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[NEST brings Optimus's body to Egypt]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I sure hope this kid knows what he's doing...
Major Lennox: Yeah, me too.
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[sensing Demolishor]
Ironhide: He's here. I smell him.
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Ironhide: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
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[Mikaela discovers Wheelie and captures him]
Wheelie: Is that the best you got, huh? Is that best you can do?
Mikaela Banes: What're you doing here, you little freak?
[she grabs a blowtorch, and burns Wheelie's right eye off]
Wheelie: That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
[clips a blue eye over his injured one as a replacement]
Wheelie: They're gonna scrap me!
Mikaela Banes: What?
Wheelie: They're gonna scrap me if I don't help them! Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage scrap drone!
Mikaela Banes: Then I'm your worst nightmare!
[chucks Wheelie into a trunk]
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[about the Twins]
Wheelie: Dumb Autobots...
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Jetfire: This planet was visited by our race once before, by our earliest ancestors millennia ago. They were on an exploration mission to harvest Energon, the lifeblood of our race. Without it, we'd all perish, oxidize and rust... like my tail! Do you know what it's like to slowly fall apart and die?
Agent Simmons: Let's not get episodic here, okay, old-timer? Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details. Condense: Plot. Tell it!
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Galloway: So let me ask: If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
Optimus Prime: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. But before your President decides, please ask him this: What if we leave, and you're wrong?
Major Lennox: [poking Galloway] That's a good question...
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Ticket Agent: Has anyone given you anything suspicious today?
Wheelie: [muffled, inside a box] Yeah, a giant...!
[Mikaela slams her foot on the box]
Mikaela Banes: No, nobody has.
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[the Fallen makes a broadcast in Times Square]
The Fallen: Attention, people of Earth! Whatever your leaders and your government would have you believe, you are not alone. We have been living among you for a very long time. Now we have emerged, to wreak havoc on your world! However, your planet will be spared if you give to us this boy...
[images of Sam appear]
The Fallen: If not, the world as you know it will be destroyed. Find him.
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[a Camaro crashes Sam's party]
Leo: You have a car, man? That's awesome!
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[Wheelie gets his foot caught in a mousetrap and starts cursing, catching Bonecrusher's attention]
Wheelie: What're you looking at, yah Slobberpuss?
[he gets his other foot caught in a sticky pad]
Wheelie: This place is a freaking house of horrors!
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[Surrounded by Decepticons, Optimus Prime unsheathes energon blades]
Optimus Prime: I'll take you ALL on!
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The Fallen: Yeesss... the last Prime is dead. The time I have waited for has finally arrived.
[gets up from his throne]
The Fallen: Revenge is mine!
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Leo: Okay, I'm just gonna go to the cops, all right? I don't have to mention your name...
Sam Witwicky: Hey, you wanted aliens, you got them! This is the deal, man, the Real Effing Deal!
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[Soundwave tracks down the Witwickys in Paris]
Soundwave: Yeesss...
[makes a call]
Judy Witwicky: Hello? Hello?
Soundwave: Where is the boy?
Judy Witwicky: Hello?
Soundwave: Where is the boy?
Judy Witwicky: You don't impress me with your heavy breathing, you nutcase!
[hangs up]
Judy Witwicky: Pervert!
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Galloway: The only remaining piece of your "alien Allspark" is locked in an electomagnetic vault, here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Soundwave: Decepticons, we have located the shard.
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Judy Witwicky: Sam Witwicky, you and I are gonna have a word!
[turns to Mikaela]
Judy Witwicky: Hi Mikiaela, I have a bald spot.
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Soundwave: [after receiving intel from Wheelie about the Allspark fragment] Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her, retrieve it.
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Graham: Cover Optimus!
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Skids: Hey, man, you shot me in the face!
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Starscream: Come here, boy!
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Ratchet: [about Galloway] This fool is terribly misinformed!
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[deployed to intercept Demolishor]
Optimus Prime: Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
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[Devastator is formed]
Skids: Look at that motherf...!
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Judy Witwicky: [touring Sam's college] People are sure friendly here. Some kids just gave me this bag of brownies.
Sam Witwicky: Mom, that's not a brownie! Don't take it!
Judy Witwicky: Sam, I am your mother and I can do what I want!
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Jetfire: Why're these doors not open?
[aims his blaster at a wall]
Jetfire: Fire! I said, FIRE!
[the blaster malfunctions]
Jetfire: Oh, bollocks! Useless weapon...
[smashes his way out of the Museum]
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[Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons run after Jetfire, the Autobots joining in the chase]
Agent Simmons: We gotta catch that plane!
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Leo: We're trusting a guy who can't even remember which planet he's on?
[at Petra]
Agent Simmons: Well, this is the biggest door I've seen in my life...
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Agent Simmons: Sometimes you make it to the end of the rainbow, and a leprechaun's placed a booby-trap!
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[surrounded by Devastator's construction vehicles]
Agent Simmons: You ever see "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral"?
Leo: No...
Agent Simmons: Starring Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
Leo: No.
Agent Simmons: Feels like we're right in the middle of it...
Leo: Is that good?
Agent Simmons: A lot of people died...
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[Optimus shoots Megatron in the face and blasts him through a wall]
Megatron: Starscreaarrrgghhh!
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Optimus Prime: Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
Sam Witwicky: You're welcome. Thank you for believing in me.
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[empowered by Jetfire, Ratchet and Jolt]
Optimus Prime: Let's ROLL!
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Leo: [about Mikaela] She can hotwire a car? That's so hot!
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[the Doctor painfully plants a probe into Sam which reveals various energy readings]
Megatron: Oh, there they are...
Sam Witwicky: What... what are those?
Megatron: These symbols will lead us to the Energon on this planet!
Megatron: We must have ze brain on ze table! Chop chop!
[sharpens his scalpels]
Sam Witwicky: Brain? What'd you want with my brain?
Megatron: Well, you have something on your mind, something I need...
Megatron: I know you're pissed, I know you're pissed, I tried to kill you, right? It's totally understandable. I mean, if you tried to kill me, I'd be pissed, too... And I think that now would be a good time to examine our relationship, you know? Try to make a new beginning...
[Disgusted, the Doctor ejects a buzzsaw]



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